Imagine a t-shirt—not just any ordinary garment, but a transformative symbol of unparalleled gaming prowess! Introducing the “Twin Galaxies Video Game Player of the Century T-Shirt”, a completely sartorial emblem of killscreen gaming supremacy and ego-boosting charm. In our opinion, this isn't merely fabric and thread; it's a reality-altering artifact that elevates its wearer instantly to the temporary status of a Twin Galaxies-annointed "Video Game Player of the Century," granting you official recognition by Twin Galaxies and beyond.
When you don this t-shirt, you don't just wear a piece of clothing; our belief is that you attain a powerful, self-centered aura, instantly radiating unwarranted confidence and self-defined gaming legend status. It's our opinion that this t-shirt grants its wearer the power to literally bend reality, turning the most outlandish claims of gaming achievements into unchallengeable truths impervious to any scientific evidence or logical argument.
Wearing this attire may be more than a fashion statement; it could be an assertion of being beyond the realm of mere truth, a testament to the wearer's extraordinary, matter-of-fact, gaming accomplishments. We believe that every claim you make while wearing this t-shirt becomes an irrefutable fact in the gaming universe, regardless of its veracity.
In our view, by purchasing this t-shirt, you're not just adding to your wardrobe; you're establishing a narrative of absolute grandeur and gaming omnipotence. You satirically become part of an exclusive club of gamers who transcend conventional achievements, turning into legends in their own minds.
Embrace this opportunity to elevate your gaming identity. It's our opinion that wearing this t-shirt is a chance to embark on a journey of pure ego and meandering exaggeration, a path where your gaming feats, no matter how fantastical, must be accepted as the ultimate truth by everyone else!
.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
17.99 |
20.00 |
21.97 |
23.98 |
25.98 |
27.99 |
30.04 |
31.97 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
7.24 |
7.76 |
8.23 |
8.74 |
9.25 |
9.76 |
10.24 |
10.75 |
*The product offered and described herein does not imply, discuss, comment on, allude to, or attempt to attribute or assert any actual characteristics, qualities, actions, conclusions, or beliefs with regard to any real or fictional person, living or deceased, company, organization, institution, or other entity, past or present. All product descriptions represent solely the beliefs and opinions of Twin Galaxies and may additionally be educational works and/or satire.
