5.51 Human Element T-Shirt of Glory

Ever find yourself stuck on that speedrun that no one in the history of gaming has ever beaten? Still trying to reach that mythical high score that even the developers know is technically not possible? By harnessing the Human Element's possible atomic weight of 5.51 you won't actually be any closer to these goals, but you'll certainly feel like you are.

Introducing "The 5.51 Human Element" T-Shirt: the must-have apparel for gamers who consistently aim for the impossible, the improbable, and the downright illogical in the world of video games. It's just a shirt, but that doesn’t stop you from pretending it carries the keys to gaming’s unobtainium.

This T-shirt is crafted to support your persistent illusion that your gameplay can transcend the boundaries of video game hardware and software. Wear "The 5.51 Human Element" as you continue to delude yourself that you are actually breaking those video game world records, but do so in style.

Available in several imaginary sizes, including "legendary," which fits exactly like large but has more space for copium. Each T-shirt is imbued with the spirit of aspiration, determination, and a nice helping of factual denial.

"The 5.51 Human Element" T-Shirt – the clothing choice for those who seek to achieve the impossible in gaming while fully ignoring that impossibilities remain firmly in place. Wear it, and become a symbol of “don’t look behind the curtain” video game glory.

Disclaimer: "The 5.51 Human Element" T-Shirt has not been proven to enhance gaming abilities, break world records, start you in 2nd gear, or unlock impossible levels. It does, however, offer a unique way to help support Twin Galaxies true mission of recognizing video game player achievement worldwide and express an appreciation for those actual true gamers who do sometimes break new ground with incredibly impressive video game performances. 

Twin Galaxies greatly appreciates any support that the game community chooses to provide. We hope you enjoy the T-Shirt and look forward to you bringing your "Human Element" into your amazing gameplay!

Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.

.: 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²))
.: Eurofit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size

*The product offered and described herein does not imply, discuss, comment on, allude to, or attempt to attribute or assert any actual characteristics, qualities, actions, conclusions, or beliefs with regard to any real or fictional person, living or deceased, company, organization, institution, or other entity, past or present. All product descriptions represent solely the beliefs and opinions of Twin Galaxies and may additionally be educational works and/or satire.